《I've Gotta Be Me》——Paloma Faith
*正确与否* *Whether I'm right*
*错误与否* *Or whether I'm wrong*
*寻得屋檐 或是无所归依* *Whether I find a place in this world or never belong*
*始终保持真我* *I gotta be me,*
*我必须保持真我* *I've gotta be me*
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你们好 人类同胞 Greetings, fellow humans.
合作邮箱 nzmz818@gmail.com
你们即将看见的是 What you are about to see
我作为一个侦探的历史记事 is a historical record of my life as a detective.
翻译 幸运鸡
翻译 黄椒
这些记事严格地合乎客观事实 It has been rigorously fact-checked.
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翻译 MUD废咧
且是高度机密 It is also highly confidential.
翻译 Tricobble
翻译 江湖
都是无价之宝 who ever wanted to be a detective.
但我已同意记录下来 But I have agreed to document it
翻译 鲸
因为这些专业知识 对每个想当侦探的人 because my expertise is invaluable to anyone
翻译 biu
显然 人人都想当侦探 Which is probably everyone.
翻译 西比鹅
即便如此 不要在家中尝试你将看到的这些技能 That said, do not try any of what you are about to see at home.
翻译 锌原子
校对 Laiyx
应接不暇 难以预测的 fast moving, and unpredictable.
专业侦探的惊险生涯 是危机重重 The high stakes world of a professional detective is dangerous,
校对 DarthEsther
校对 黑眼圈很重
尤其是遇上卡车 Especially the part involving a truck,
时间轴 格物致知
窗户和北极熊这三种东西的时候 a window, and a polar bear.
时间轴 空集
时间轴 顾凉茶废咧
*成功之地* *A world of success*
时间轴 超能力是吃
*正等待着我的来临* *It's waiting for me*
时间轴 柠檬
*若我听从召唤* *If I heed the call*
时间轴 Lee
总监 hyq废咧
*必将继续流浪* *I won't settle down*
*继续流浪* *Won't settle for less...*
错已铸成 Mistakes were made.
但我应该往前倒倒 But I should back up.
我是说这个故事 不是这辆卡车 The story, not the truck.
这是我生活的地方 This is where I live.
不是那里 是这里 Well, not there, but, here.
波特兰北部 在水塔的影子底下 North Portland, in the shadow of this water tower.
我叫废咧 蒂米·废咧 My name is Failure, Timmy Failure.
我的名字以前是这样写的 My name used to be spelled like this.
菲列
但是有人把它改了 But somebody changed it.
废咧
现在是这样的 And now, it's spelled like this.
这个名字带有误导性 The name is misleading,
因为我绝对不是... because I am anything but...
我只关心一件事 I am only concerned with one thing...
伟大事业 greatness.
在我的侦探事务所里 I am the founder, president,
我兼任创办者 总裁和首席执行官 and CEO of my own detective agency.
蒂米专线
这是镇子里最优秀的侦探事务所 It's the best detective agency in town.
全球总部
世界地图
也可能是全世界最棒的 Perhaps, the world.
背包丢失
这是我最新的案子 This is my latest case.
可能是我传奇生涯里最大一起案件 Maybe the biggest of my storied career.
这是我的搭档 他叫统统 And that's my partner. His name is Total.
一只680公斤的北极熊 He's a 1500-pound polar bear.
他被归于濒危物种 He's classified as a vulnerable species,
因为他北极的家在融化 because his arctic home is melting.
五十年后 北极消融的范围将超过 So in 50 years, it retreated more than it had
此前200年的总和 in the previous 200.
因此 他为了食物开始流浪 So, he wandered for food.
先是跨越海洋 First by sea...
美国边境防卫站
再登上陆地 and then by land.
直到他抵达波特兰 Until he came to Portland.
树墩镇 铁路的终点站 Stumptown, the city at the end of the trail.
-你就这样一走了之吗 -我有自己的生活要过 - You're just leaving? - I need to live my life.
你为什么不能和我们一起住 你承诺过的 Well, why can't you live it here with us, like you promised?
对不起 行了吧 You know, I'm sorry, all right?
好一个对不起 你个只会道歉的废物 You're sorry, all right. A sorry loser!
在这个地方 事情总会变得奇怪 A place where things get strange.
然后他找到我们家... And he found our house...
还有我的麦片 and my cereal.
我们买的高级麦片 We buy good cereal.
最开始 他还相当勤奋负责 Initially, he displayed a fair degree of diligence and responsibility.
废咧公司 营业执照
所以 我修改了事务所的营业执照 So, I amended the official license of my agency.
答应他做我的高级合伙人 And agreed to make him a full partner.
统统废咧有限公司
这是一步错棋 Which was a mistake.
勤奋和负责的表象只是他的诡计 The diligence and responsibility were a ruse.
北极熊就是如此狡猾 It's something polar bears do.
蒂米·废咧
错已铸成
伟大事业
我的交通工具 就是我成功的秘诀 My mode of transportation is the key to my success.
它叫废咧战车 It's called the Failure Mobile.
这是一台绝妙无比的工具 It is an imposing machine
让我在小镇里畅行无阻 that allows me unlimited access to the entire town.
还能博得别人移步街边的尊敬 And it commands the respect of others.
在波特兰的小街窄巷里 这种尊敬是很重要的 'Cause on the mean streets of Portland, respect is critical.
值得一提的是 这辆车是我妈妈的 It should also be noted that it belongs to my mother,
她在教堂抽奖里赢到的 who won it in a church raffle.
我中了 我中了 我终于不是中奖绝缘体了 I won! I won; I never win crap. Boom!
她说这是她的减压神器 She calls it her stress reliever.
所以 关于我的使用时间和方式 And so, she set forth some restrictions on
她立下了一些准则 when and how I can use it.
永 远 不 行 Never, ever, ever!
我感觉这准则有点模糊不清 I thought that was vague...
所以我骑着它上路了 so I use it.
我与本地执法部门的关系总是矛盾重重 My relationship with local law enforcement is problematic.
波特兰警察
他们仰慕我的才智 They admire my talent,
但对我拒绝与其同流合污的态度 表示愤恨 but resent the fact that I refuse to collaborate.
我可没心思想这些 But I don't have to,
我的生意非常兴隆 because business is booming.
波特兰这个地方 犯罪猖獗 Portland is a city that is rife with crime,
腐败肆虐 corruption...
俄罗斯人横行 and Russians.
扣分 That's a demerit.
你好 贡纳 Hello, Gunnar.
嘿蒂米 怎么了 Hey, Timmy. What do you want?
我了解到有人偷了你的背包 I understand someone stole your backpack.
是的 所以呢 Yeah, so?
你可能会好奇我是怎么知道的 You may be wondering how I know that.
我在学校到处都贴了海报 I posted signs all over school.
我希望你知道 我们是专业且严谨的 I want you to know that we are professional and discreet.
统统废咧有限公司 侦探事务所
名字虽糟 侦探有脑
我们能找到你的背包 We can find your backpack.
哪来的"我们" Who's we?
时间不容浪费 We're wasting valuable time.
我一般把背包放这里 I normally keep my backpack right there.
其实吧 我只是想找回我的瑞士军刀 But, all I really care about is my Swiss Army knife.
在包的外层 It was in the front pocket.
-所以你是瑞士人吗 -不是 - So, you're Swiss? - No.
那你为什么要用刀打架 But you fight with knives?
我是为少年警卫队准备的 I got it for scouting.
我想拿到生存技能奖章 I'm trying to earn my survival skills badge.
你必须在森林里生存 You got to survive in the woods,
维持两天 只能用一把刀 for two days, with only a knife.
具体是怎么个生存法 Survive what exactly?
不管面对什么都要生存 Whatever comes.
好运 孩子 Good luck, Son.
可能观鸟奖章更适合你 Maybe go for the bird watching badge instead.
我要做作业了 蒂米 I have to do my homework now, Timmy.
这是监视敌人用的吗 Is this for enemy surveillance?
这是观察星星用的 It's for looking at stars.
隐藏的很好 这里的搜查结束 Good cover. I think we're done here.
-你啥也没做啊 -你错了 - You didn't do anything. - Incorrect.
我检查了犯罪现场 I surveyed the crime scene
得到了一个全面的结论 and reached a comprehensive conclusion.
背包 不见了 Backpack, gone.
我自己出去 I'll show myself out.
那是衣柜 That's the closet.
是的 Correct.
加布小屋 禁止进入
你是谁 Who are you?
蒂米 你是谁 Timmy. Who are you?
加布 Gabe.
你住在这吗 You live here?
不 只是有人把我的名字挂在墙上 No, someone just put my name on the wall.
那是什么傻围巾 What's with the dumb scarf?
这是我的特色 It's distinctive.
也不太普通 Yeah, it's also not normal.
普通人才会普通地生活 Normal is for normal people.
把门关上 怪胎 Close the door, weirdo.
你给我出去 With you on the outside.
滚出去 小心我揍你 Get out, or I'm gonna pound you!
蒂米 你一定是疯了才会进去 Timmy, you're nuts for going in there.
加布读初中了 Gabe's in middle school.
他脑袋不正常 He's got a screw loose.
我在寻找线索 I was looking for clues.
-有找到什么吗 -当然 - Did you find any? - Of course.
加布 很粗鲁 Gabe, very rude.
背包 不见了 Backpack, gone.
加布 很粗鲁 Gabe, very rude.
我遗漏了什么 What am I missing?
夜幕降临时 As darkness falls,
我还在为贡纳的案子苦苦思索 I continue to wrestle with the complexities of the Gunnar case.
好消息是 我妈妈有两份工作 The good news is that my mother has two jobs.
所以我能一个人安静地工作 So, I am left alone to work in peace and quiet.
坏消息是 我的工作环境过于狭小 The bad news is my cramped office conditions.
蒂米 我回来了 Timmy, I'm home.
这是不人道的 It's inhumane.
蒂米 Timmy?
我有翻修的计划 I have plans to renovate,
所以我安排了一次电话会议 so I scheduled a teleconference.
-妈妈 -怎么了 - Mother. - Yep?
希望你能把你的衣服全扔掉 It would be helpful if you would get rid of all your clothes.
我需要更多工作空间 I need more office space.
我才不会扔掉我的衣服 I'm not getting rid of my clothes.
你想要个大办公室 You need a bigger office,
你就去找别的地方 you look for it somewhere else.
吃汉堡吧 Eat your burger.
-服务生 -你好 - Server. - Yeah?
我需要这里的房地产清单 I need the real estate listings.
你认真的吗 Oh, are you serious?
-他在开玩笑 -我认真的 - He's not. - I am.
不是的 打扰你了 No. That's... Thank you. No.
-好吧 -吃你的 - Okay. - Eat.
我很可能会把我的办公室搬到市区 会更有声誉 I'll probably move my office downtown. More prestige.
为什么把你自己限制在市区呢 Why limit yourself to downtown?
那可是你的世界总部 你应该更大胆些 It's your world headquarters, you've got to think bigger.
-更大胆些 -是的 - Bigger? - Yeah.
就像 我一直希望可以在纽约生活 Like, I always wanted to live in New York City.
音乐表演 博物馆 百老汇演出 The music scene, museums, the Broadway shows,
你肯定会喜欢百老汇的 伙计 you would love Broadway, buddy.
那才是你应该设立你办公室的地方 That's where you should have your office.
现在上映 废咧 音乐剧 所有演出票已售罄
废咧 Failure!
我会留在波特兰 I'll stay in Portland.
我跟你说 如果你能吃完你的食物 I tell you what, if you finish all of your food,
我们就在回家的路上领些房地产清单 we'll pick up the real estate listings on our way home.
商业地产 Commercial real estate?
当然 会更有声誉哦 Of course. More prestige.
备忘 考虑聘老妈出任全球规划的职位 Note to file, consider hiring Mother for global planning position.
多谢 伙计 Thanks, buddy.
因此 我立下大志 于此新世界总部 And so, I set my lofty sights on a new world headquarters,
波特兰 俄勒冈州
亦是我的事务所 befitting my agency.
统统废咧有限公司
租金比预想的要高 Rents are higher than anticipated.
破获贡纳的案子迫在眉睫 It's urgent we crack the Gunnar case.
不可私用
蒂米 起床了 Timmy, get up.
死前必做
跳伞
结婚
成就伟业
甩开羁绊
一旦我们破获了贡纳的案子 搞定 And once we crack the Gunnar case, bingo bango.
死前必做
我们会赚几十亿 We'll be making billions.
有了这些钱 And with all that cash,
我们的新办公室就可以开张了 we'll be able to open our new office.
在市中心 Downtown.
统统废咧有限公司 侦探事务所
放学后我们回贡纳那里 We'll return to Gunnar's after school.
采集指纹 Dust for fingerprints,
-取些头发的样本 -爱你 伙计 - take some hair samples. - Love you buddy!
蒂米 快点 你要迟到了 Hey, Timmy. Come on, you're gonna be late.
下课后我们再碰头 We'll reconvene at recess.
我也不喜欢这样 I don't like it either.
学校政策 他们反熊 School policy. They're anti-bear.
卡弗雷特小学 和我们一起庆祝动物关注月吧
虚伪 Hypocrites.
你迟到了 废咧 You're late, Failure.
-又一次 -克罗科斯老师 他很有问题 - Again. - Mr. Crocus. He's problematic.
废咧 该你照顾仓鼠哈米了 Oh and, Failure, it's your turn to take care of Hammy Ham.
明天放学后去玛克辛家里接它 Pick him up at Maxine's house tomorrow after school.
我没空 很忙 I can't. Busy.
我不介意再多照顾仓鼠哈米一周 或者更长 I don't mind taking care of Hammy Ham for another week, or longer.
不用 废咧 No. Failure...
你去接那只仓鼠 否则就要留堂 you pick up that hamster or you get detention.
-你为什么进来的 -谋杀 - What are you in for? - Murder.
你呢 You?
未照料班上的仓鼠 Not caring for the class hamster.
-我会去接老鼠 -明智的选择 - I'll get the rodent. - Good choice.
跟我坐在一起的都有问题 比如她 The people I sit with are also problematic. Like her.
未来选民
-你好 蒂米 -莫莉·莫斯金斯 - Hi, Timmy. - Molly Moskins.
她太爱笑了 还闻起来像个橘子 She smiles too much and smells like a tangerine.
清理桌子 我们要进行测试 Clear your desks, we're going to have a quiz.
而他 查尔斯·托库斯 And him, Charles Tookus.
更喜欢别人叫他罗洛 Prefers to be called Rollo,
他是我侦探事务所的前雇员 he's a former employee of my agency.
这是次突袭测试吗 Is this a surprise quiz?
难道你事先知道 Did you know about it?
-不知道 -那 - No. - Then...
惊喜吧 surprise!
我 我完全没有准备 I... I'm totally unprepared.
他经常焦虑 He has a nervous condition,
所以 我不得不解雇了他 so, I had to let him go.
但她才是最有问题的 But she's the most problematic.
我叫她无名氏 I call her The Nameless One.
因为我永远不会谈论她 永远 Because I am never ever going to talk about her. Ever.
你们在年底之前 Now, you can expect four more of these quizzes
-还有四次小测验 -这合法吗 - before the end of the year. - Is that even legal?
我曾认为答题卡测试非常刻板并令人丧失斗志 I used to think Scantron tests were formulaic and demoralizing.
答题卡 姓名 科目 测试编号 日期 时长
现在我把它们看作一种艺术表达形式 Now I see them as a form of artistic expression.
蒂米·废咧 猪 多媒体
蒂米·废咧 猪
蒂米·废咧 浇花
蒂米·废咧 裤子
最后一件事 剩下的所有测试都会根据 One final thing, all remaining quizzes will be graded
你所在小组同学的平均分进行评级 on the combined average of your quadrant.
什么 为什么 What, why?
我正在尝试鼓励同学合作 托库斯先生 I'm attempting to foster collaboration, Mr. Tookus.
一起合作 也许是你明年熬过中学的 Working together, maybe the only chance you have
唯一出路 of surviving middle school next year.
-我们死定了 -为什么 - Oh, we're dead. - Why?
蒂米根本不学习 他会让我们的成绩垫底的 Timmy doesn't study, he'll tank our grade.
我根本不在乎成绩 罗洛·托库斯 Grades are the least of my concerns, Rollo Tookus.
那你在乎什么 蒂米 What are your concerns, Timmy?
我不能和无名氏合作 I cannot collaborate with The Nameless One.
好吧 我不知道那到底是什么意思 Well, I don't know what that means exactly,
但我相信我们可以解决当下的难题 but I'm sure we can problem solve the situation.
莫莉·莫斯金斯 你有什么想和大家分享的吗 Molly Moskins, do you have something you'd like to share?
没 但蒂米有 我认为他应该让大家都听听 No, but Timmy does. And I think he should be heard.
好的 Oh, well,
如果有什么事困扰你 废咧先生 那无论如何 if something is troubling you, Mr. Failure, then by all means,
站起来和大家分享一下吧 站起来吧 stand up and share. Stand up.
说出来 废咧 Well, speak up, Failure.
我们都等着呢 We're all waiting.
-你能做到的 蒂米 -说点什么 蒂米 - You can do it, Timmy. - Say something, Timmy.
如我所料 现在坐下吧 废咧 As I expected. Now sit down, Failure.
但跟无名氏坐在一起是不可能的 But sitting with The Nameless One was not an option.
坐下 Sit down...
否则你去校长办公室 or go to the Principal's office.
所以 我不得不见机行事 So, I was forced to improvise.
你在做什么 What are you doing now?
坐下 但坐这边 Sitting down, but over here.
好吧 够了 出去 从我的课堂出去 All right. That's it. Get out. Get out of my class.
不许带课桌 Without the desk!
课间休息是我唯一能够 Recess is the only opportunity
为事务所部署全球战略计划的机会 I have to do global strategy planning for the agency.
所以 我坐在一个 So, I sit in the one spot
可以让我的商业合伙人参与的地方 that allows my business partner to participate.
一个没有其他人能听到 And where no one else can listen in
我们高度会议机密的地方 on our highly confidential meetings.
就像其他小孩们 Like the other kids...
或无名氏 or The Nameless One.
或俄国佬们 Or the Russians.
-我不会靠近护栏 -为什么不能 - I wouldn't approach the fence. - Why not?
为你自身安全着想 For your own safety.
随便你吧 怪胎 Whatever, weirdo.
别管他 他是在妒忌 Ignore him. Jealous.
你得在放学后单独去贡纳那里 You'll have to return to Gunnar's without me after school.
我会迟点 I'm going to be delayed.
到现在 据我估算 Now, by my estimation,
今年我们已经见了11次面 we've had 11 meetings so far this year,
但蒂米不管成绩还是行为都没有进步 and neither Timmy's grades nor his behavior are improving.
更糟糕的是 他好像并不在乎 And worse, he doesn't seem to care.
有时候看起来是不像 但蒂米其实很在乎 I know it may not seem like it sometimes, but Timmy does care.
他只是 他在乎的方式 与众不同 He just... he cares in a... a different way.
好吧 也许是这样吧 Hmm, well, be that as it may,
如果这种下去 我们恐怕要让他停课 if this keeps up, we're gonna have to suspend him.
不 不 那 那恐怕没有必要 No. No, that... that won't be necessary.
-他会变好 我保证 -废咧太太 要知道 - He... he'll do better. I promise. - Ms. Failure, as you know,
这是蒂米在卡弗雷特小学的最后一年了 this is Timmy's final year at Carverette.
他明年就该和班上其他同学 He's supposed to move on to middle school next year
一起上中学了 with the rest of his class.
一 二 三 四 五 六 七 八 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
灵魂粉碎机 中学 学生运输
一 二 三 四 五 六 One, two, three, four, five, six...
不用说 这对你儿子而言会是一个重大转变 Needless to say, this will be a significant change for your son.
中学是一个大得多的地方 Middle school is a much bigger place.
它可能让人望而生畏 It can be quite intimidating.
班级会更大 The classes are larger.
六年级
师生比会很极端 The teacher student ratio is extreme.
并且学校作业也会大幅增加 And the amount of schoolwork will increase substantially.
统计学 计算机科学 西班牙语 代数 数学 英语 地理 美国历史 社会研究 化学
这将是一项异常繁重的工作 It will be an exceedingly heavy workload.
作业发放中心
重点是 废咧太太 我们已经 The point is, Ms. Failure, that we've made the mistake
放任你儿子太久了 of coddling your son for far too long.
当他上中学时 那该结束了 彻底结束 And when he gets to middle school, that's over. Finished.
他不能再活在自己的世界里了 He's going to have to stop living in his own world.
我明白 绝对明白 I understand, absolutely.
蒂米 告诉克罗科斯老师你错了 Timmy, tell Mr. Crocus that you're sorry.
具体是为什么呢 For what exactly?
为扰乱课堂 For disrupting the class.
我正在集中精力做测试 老妈 I'm trying to focus on my quiz, mother.
我的小组同学们都指望我呢 My quadrant is depending on me.
蒂米 Timmy!
错已铸成 Mistakes were made.
仓鼠哈米
我简直不敢相信 I can't believe this.
如果你被停课 我就完了 我认真的 蒂米 If you get suspended, I am screwed. I'm serious, Timmy.
我请不起保姆 I can't afford childcare,
我也负担不起全职照顾你 and I can't afford to stay home with you.
我们现在只能勉强付得起房租 We can barely pay our rent as it is.
你得帮我 伙计 明白吗 我认真的 You gotta help me out here, buddy, okay? I'm serious.
老妈很沮丧 但她大可不必 Mother was upset, but she didn't need to be.
解决方法显而易见 The solution was obvious.
五年级将是我接受正规教育的最后一年 Fifth grade would be the final year of my formal education.
好了 那你从贡纳的案子里找到了什么线索 Okay, so what leads did you dig up on the Gunnar case?
你什么意思 你一无所获 What do you mean? You accomplished nothing?
我们需要解决贡纳的案子 We need to crack the Gunnar
这样我们才能把办公室搬到市区 case so we can move our offices downtown.
蒂米 停下来 你在做什么 Timmy, stop. What are you doing?
不是我的错 心怀不满的雇员 Not my fault. Disgruntled employee.
好吧 停下来 我正在想方设法付掉一些账单 Well, stop. I'm trying to pay some bills.
你该上床睡觉了 And you need to get ready for bed.
拜托 从下面出来 Come out from under there, please.
那些账单都不是事 当我的事务所壮大后 These bills are nothing. When my agency expands...
我会付你现在工资的十倍 I will be able to pay you ten times your current salary.
你不用担心我的工资 You don't need to worry about my salary.
你要操心的只有你的学业 All you have to worry about is school.
-答应我你会更用功 -是 - Promise me you're going to try harder. - Affirmative.
有时你得学会道歉 You need to learn to say
比如今天这种场合 好吗 you're sorry sometimes, like today. Okay?
是 Affirmative.
是 是 Affirmative. Affirmative.
-这不太普通 -很好 - That's not normal. - Good.
普通人才做普通的事 Normal is for normal people.
别这样 不专业 Stop that. It's unprofessional.
再来一次 Do it again.
小心 附近有抢包贼
对一个侦探来说 时间就是金钱 For a detective, time equals money.
所以 我非常头疼 So, it's profoundly annoying
被迫去做一些琐事 when I'm forced to do such trivial things.
伟大事业
被迫去做一些琐事 when I'm forced to do such trivial things.
比如去接班级仓鼠 Like pick up the class hamster.
注意观察周围 Keep an eye on things.
你好 蒂米 你是来接仓鼠哈米的吗 Hi, Timmy. Are you here for Hammy Ham?
是 Affirmative.
你能保守秘密吗 Can you keep a secret?
你确定他死了吗 You sure he's dead?
他三天没动弹了 He hasn't moved for three days.
备忘 疑似谋杀 Note to file, possible homicide.
-我需要一个鞋盒 -为啥 你要干嘛 - I'll need a shoe box. - Why? What are you going to do?
把尸体带去实验室 Take the body to the lab...
展开调查 open an investigation.
这很可能见报 This will probably hit the papers.
不是我的错 我 我喜欢小动物 It's not my fault. I... I love animals.
我还在动物关注月的筹备委员会里 I'm on the planning committee for Animal Awareness Month.
在这一切平息前你最好考虑退出 You should consider stepping down till this blows over.
然而很难平息了 Which it probably won't.
死者
熊爸 我带尸体出来了 Papa Bear, coming out with the body.
太不专业了 So unprofessional.
对于疑似谋杀来说 With suspected homicides,
尽快把尸体送到验尸所 it's important to get the corpse to morgue
进行法医鉴定至关重要 as quickly as possible for forensic analysis.
就是我现在正要做的 Which I would do right now...
如果废咧战车还在的话 if the Failure Mobile was here.
然而它消失了 But it's not.
我平静地评估了我的事业可能受到的影响 I calmly considered the implications to my business...
统统废咧有限公司
还有我的家庭生活 and my domestic life.
永 远 不 行 Never, ever, ever.
-还有我的前程 -废咧先生 - And my future. - Mr. Failure...
脱掉围巾 scarf off.
然后我在侦探日志里简短记录下 And I make a brief note in my detective log.
蒂米 死亡 Timmy, dead.
我们说好的 你在岗时不能去游泳 We've talked about this. You're never supposed to swim when you're on duty.
你应该密切留意周遭事物 You're supposed to keep an eye on things.
好啊 蒂米 Hi, Timmy.
你为此大扣分 You are receiving multiple demerits for this.
宾至如归
-他今天大为光火啊 -是啊 好激动 - He's fired up today. - I know, it's so exciting.
当务之急是找到废咧战车 Finding the Failure Mobile is now our top priority.
取消其他所有案件 Cancel all other cases.
你好 蒂米 Hi, Timmy.
-你好 托库斯夫人 -一切都还好吗 - Hi, Mrs. Tookus. - Is everything all right?
我得见罗洛 紧急事件 I need to see Rollo, urgent matters.
他不在这儿 他在上击剑课[击剑音同栅栏] He's not here. He's at his fencing class.
尖桩栅栏 网眼栅栏 Picket, chain link...
格栅 lattice.
你有地址吗 Do you have the address?
好了 孩子们 停 看一下我 All right, guys. Halt. Look at me for a second.
注意屈膝 动作要标准 Just try to focus on bending your knees, doing good actions.
另外集中注意力在步伐上 Plus concentrate on footwork as we do it.
皮特 做得好 Peter, you're doing great.
安东 速度再快点 再快点 Anton, a little more speed. Be a little faster.
不 索菲亚 动作大点 动起来 No, no, Sophia, more actions, more dynamic stuff.
罗洛 能专心点吗 Rollo, can you focus please?
萝斯 试着架起肘来 做好收放动作 Rose, try to set your corner up, good actions in and out.
备忘 罗洛在受训做刺客 Note to file, Rollo training to be an assassin.
疑似叛变 保持警惕 Possible betrayal, remain vigilant.
扣分 That's a demerit.
这明显是行业破坏 It's obviously a case of industrial sabotage.
他们肯定知道废咧战车是我成功的关键 They must've known the Failure Mobile is the key to my success.
好吧 但我得回家学习了 你也得学习 Fine. But I have to go home and study, you have to study.
我们现在看平均分了 We're being graded together now.
你太焦虑了 罗洛·托库斯 You're too nervous, Rollo Tookus.
-所以我才炒了你 -不是你炒了我 是我不干了 - That's why I fired you. - You didn't fire me, I quit.
错误 但重点是 Incorrect. But the point is,
我愿意重金聘你回来 I'm willing to hire you back at a higher salary.
-鉴于你有了新技能 -什么新技能 - Considering your new skill set. - What new skill set?
-刺客技能 -我不是在做刺客训练 - That of an assassin. - I'm not training to be an assassin.
我爸觉得学击剑能帮我进斯坦福 My dad thinks fencing will help me get into Stanford.
你搞运动屈才了 罗洛·托库斯 Sport is a waste of your talents, Rollo Tookus.
我会找你爸聊聊 I'll speak to your father.
没门 你总是给我找麻烦 No way. You always get me into trouble.
-荒谬 -还记得相扑行动吗 - Absurd. - What about Operation Sumo?
你在哪 完毕 Where are you? Over.
-外面 完毕 -外面 - Outside, over. - Outside?
-你怎么在外面 完毕 -要帮忙吗 - Why are you outside? Over. - Can I help you?
有埋伏 跑 完毕 Ambush, run! Over!
-我们需要伪装 -我被禁足一个月 - We needed a disguise. - I was grounded for a month.
你干什么 What are you doing?
打开 也许你就能认识到事态的严重性了 Open it. Then maybe you'll understand the gravity of the situation.
这是仓鼠哈米吗 Is that Hammy Ham?
正确 他被谋杀了 Correct. He's been murdered.
是玛克辛·谢伦贝格干的吗 Did Maxine Schellenberger do it?
验尸之后才见分晓 We won't know until we do an autopsy.
不过在找到废咧战车之前我暂停了所有案件 But I've suspended all cases until we find the Failure Mobile.
也许是同一个人 Maybe the same person
杀害仓鼠哈米和偷走废咧战车的 that killed Hammy Ham stole the Failure Mobile.
有见地 那就不可能是玛克辛了 Good point. That means it couldn't be Maxine
因为车被偷的时候她在我旁边 because she was with me when it was stolen.
说明这是个职业杀手 That means it was a professional hit.
也就是说 That means,
俄罗斯人 the Russians!
好吧 我加入 我会帮你找到废咧战车 Okay, I'm in. I'll help you find the Failure Mobile,
不过你得保证你会用功学习 but you have to promise me that you'll study.
-成交 -成交 - Deal? - Deal.
-我去找弗洛 -干嘛 - I'm going to see Flo. - Why?
-收集情报 -那可不算学习啊 - Gather intel. - That's not studying.
不读书 就去死
如果有人打破这块圣地的宁静 If you are disrupting the solitude of this sacred place,
我会找到你让你静音 谢谢 I will find you and silence you. Thank you.
波特兰公立图书馆
扣分 That's a demerit.
哦 不 Oh, no.
弗洛 有急事找你帮忙 I need your help on an urgent matter, Flo.
必须的 蒂米 你总是有紧急情况 Of course you do. It's always urgent with you, Timmy.
-盒子里是什么 -你不会想知道的 - What's in that box? - You do not want to know.
好吧 All right.
看这个 我需要有关情报 Read this. I need any intel you have on them.
俄罗斯人
俄罗斯的 The Russians?
你不该大声说出来 You weren't supposed to say it out loud.
好吧 俄罗斯旅游 俄罗斯菜 俄罗斯作家 Okay. Russian travel, Russian cooking, Russian authors?
否 Negative.
那你能具体点吗 Then could you be a little more specific?
特工
俄罗斯特工 Russian operatives.
你又大声说出来了 You said it out loud again.
好吧 你想要一本俄罗斯间谍小说 Okay, so you want a Russian spy novel?
不 我需要本地的真的特工的情报 No. I want intel on actual spies living locally.
好吧 蒂米 听着 Okay, Timmy. Listen.
整个冬天你都窝在这里 You spent all winter cooped up in here.
外面很好玩的 去玩吧 It's nice out. Just go and play.
-我不是你的保姆 -你好 蒂米 - I'm not your babysitter. - Hi, Timmy.
你好 Hello.
-我搞完传单了 弗洛 -干得好 莫莉 - I finished with the flyers, Flo. - Good work, Molly.
想来我们的集会吗 蒂米 为了动物关注月的 Want to join our rally, Timmy? It's for Animal Awareness Month.
你知道这所学校有反熊令吗 Are you aware that this school has an anti-bear policy?
-真的吗 -真的 学校都搞分裂了 - Really? - Yes, it's tearing the school apart.
我一点也不知道 再和我说说 I didn't know anything about it. Tell me more.
我现在没空 我和弗洛正在合作 I can't discuss it right now, I'm collaborating with Flo.
合作结束 We're done collaborating.
我不认识什么俄罗斯人 蒂米 I don't know any Russians, Timmy.
-我认识 -真的吗 - I do. - You do?
-真的 -等等 - Yeah, I do. - Hold on.
莫莉·莫斯金斯 线人 Molly Moskins, source.
继续 Proceed.
鲍里斯 他在我们的教堂工作 但他死了 Boris, he worked at our church, but he died.
多半不是鲍里斯 Probably not Boris.
科里娜·科里娜有俄罗斯血统 And Corrina Corrina's part Russian.
无名氏有俄罗斯血统 The Nameless One is part Russian?
你为什么叫她无名氏 Why do you call her The Nameless One?
你是不是喜欢她 Do you like her or something?
不要荒唐 弗洛 Don 't be absurd, Flo.
-继续 莫莉 -她的奶奶是俄罗斯人 - Go on, Molly. - Her grandmother's from Russia.
所以 她就有俄罗斯血统 So, that makes her part Russian.
终于 我认清了无名氏的真面目 Finally, I could see The Nameless One for who she really is.
一个俄罗斯特工 A Russian operative.
-情报可靠吗 -绝对 - How reliable is this intel? - Very.
去年她用她巴巴给她的俄罗斯套娃 She did a show and tell last year with these Russian nesting dolls
表演节目时说的 that her baba gave her.
那是俄语奶奶的意思 That's Russian for grandma.
我觉得够了 I think we're done here.
-我回头再来 弗洛 -没必要了 - I'll circle back, Flo. - No need.
熊爸 准备出发 Papa Bear, ready to move.
他好迷人 He's so fascinating.
非法擅入者将命丧北极熊口
蒂米 你看见我的粉饼盒了吗 Timmy! Have you seen my compact?
-那个小镜子 -否 - The little mirror? - Negative.
-你确定吗 -是 - Are you sure? - Affirmative.
糟了 你能开个门吗 Shoot. Can you get the door?
不能 Can't.
-埋头办案中 -蒂米 帮帮忙 我朋友来了 - Deep in the case. - Timmy, please. My friend is here.
来干嘛 Why?
我请他来吃晚饭 I invited him over for dinner.
-你调查他背景了吗 -没有 我了解他 - Did you run a background check? - No. I know him.
再说 他在警局工作 Besides, he works for the police department.
警察
我们见过他 在药房 记得吗 We met him, at the pharmacy. Remember?
贴罚单的 The meter maid?
他叫克里斯宾 他人很好 His name is Crispin and he's nice.
他是个庸才 He's an underachiever.
你就快去吧 快去 帮帮忙 Just go. Go on, please.
-但他给了我们开了罚单 -他最后收回去了 - But he gave us a ticket. - He took it back.
那他就是个腐败的庸才 Which makes him a corrupt underachiever.
蒂米 给我去开门好吗 Timmy, would you go now?
荒唐 Absurd.
你好蒂米 我是克里斯宾 记得吗 Hey, Timmy. What's up, man? I'm Crispin. You remember me?
我啥都记得住 I remember everything.
太厉害了 不像我 That's cool. I don't, man.
什么东西都不进脑子 我的记忆力糟透了 I forget everything. I have a horrible memory.
尤其是别人的名字 Especially with names.
你懂的 记得住脸 叫不出名 Yeah. Bad with names. Good with people, bad with names.
你妈妈在家吗 Is your mom home?
也许吧 Potentially.
-那是什么 -我给她买的巧克力 - What's that? - I bought chocolates for your mom.
我也给你带了礼物 老兄 Oh, I got something for you too, dude.
是一只幸运兔腿 我还有很多 It's a lucky rabbit's foot. I got a collection of these.
-发生了什么 -又一例 医生 - What have we got? - Another one, doctor.
这次是左后腿 Back left foot, gone.
请你收回吧 这个月是动物关注月 I can't accept that. It's Animal Awareness Month.
不好意思 我不清楚 Oh. Sorry, I didn't know that.
但我还是很支持这类活动的 所以我要把它留着 That's awesome, though. So I should hold on to this or...
我会把它收作证据的 I'll keep it as evidence.
-你好啊 -你好 - Hi. - Hey.
蒂米 你邀请克里斯宾进来坐了吗 Timmy, did you ask Crispin to come inside?
否 Negative.
那能麻烦你现在邀请他吗 Well, could you please? Now.
你可以进 我们家了 You may enter... our home.
谢了 感激不尽 Thanks, buddy. I appreciate that.
-给你准备的 -真是太棒了 谢谢你 - These are for you. - Oh, that's very sweet, thank you.
-快进来 快进来 -好 - Well... come in. Come in. - All right.
-我们待会在后院里露天聚餐 -棒极了 - We're... we're eating out back. - Great.
他肢解了他的兔子 He maims his rabbits.
物证
真好吃 你厨艺了得啊 This is good. You're an excellent cook.
谢谢夸奖 但这不是我做 Thank you, I... I didn't make this though.
我本来打算自己做的 只是时间不太够了 I... I was going to cook and then I just ran out of time.
没关系 还是很好吃的 But still, really good.
-老妈 -别在这时候玩这些 - Mother. - Not now, Timmy.
-我觉得晚饭应该到此结束了 -别闹了 - I think we should end this meal. - Stop.
我觉得他很有嫌疑 He doesn't have proper clearance.
有什么嫌疑 Whoa, clearance for what?
-没什么 他在自导自演呢 -我才没有 - No, nothing. He's just pretending. - No, I'm not.
你确定他不是在说贴罚单的交警笑话 我听过很多 You sure it wasn't a meter maid joke? I get those a lot.
当然不是交警的笑话 是吧 蒂米 No. No, it wasn't a meter maid joke. Was it, Timmy?
没事 我理解 It's okay. I get it.
很多人都讨厌贴罚单的交警 You know, people really don't like meter maids.
所以我才选择从事这项职业 It's actually why I became one.
为了遭人嫌弃吗 So that you wouldn't be liked?
不 为了改变人们的看法 No, so I could change people's perceptions.
让人们不再反感它 Turn negative into a positive.
比如 我开了罚单 其实我也不喜欢 For example, if I do give a ticket, which I hate to do...
-没错 -别人也会不开心 - Right. - People get really upset.
于是我会留下一个小便条 写上"我很抱歉"或 I'll usually write a little note. Like, "I'm sorry" or
"我知道这很糟糕" 如果他们正巧看到 "I know this is a real drag." And if they engage...
我就保持沉默 听他们倾诉自己的原因 I just try to listen. Hear them out.
-能把电话给我了吗 -不行 - Can I have my phone back now? - No.
蒂米 如果你感兴趣的话 You know, Timmy, if you're interested,
我可以带你去我的辖区转转 I could show you around the precinct sometime.
否 Negative.
我不会和本地执法部门合作的 I don't collaborate with local law enforcement.
-为什么呢 -我有自己的搭档 - Oh, how come? - I have a partner.
了不起 你搭档是谁 Oh, that's cool, who's that?
韦伯斯特大道和阿尔比纳大道西南角 Meter nearing expiration on the southwest corner
波特兰泊车管理处
有车辆停车即将超时 of Albina and Webster,
一辆蓝色道奇占用了乘客上车点 we have a Blue Dodge Neon in a passenger loading only zone,
却没有载客 no passengers loading...
-时机到了就介绍给你 -好 期待 - I'll introduce you sometime. - Great. Let's make that happen.
卡弗雷特小学
你知道你为什么会在这吗 蒂米 Do you know why you're here, Timmy?
否 Negative.
你看起来好像很难融入班集体 Well, it seems like you've been having a difficult time in class, so
所以学校认为我们应该聊一聊 the school thought we should talk about it.
詹金斯老师
错已铸成 Mistakes were made.
那要不我们来谈谈别的 Or we can talk about anything else that's on your mind.
办公室看起来不错 多少钱一个月 Nice office. What's the rent?
工作分配的 你在找办公室吗 Comes with the job. You looking for office space?
是 不过要市中心的 Affirmative, but downtown.
你要办公室干什么 What do you need the office space for?
今天的谈话到此结束吧 I think we're done here.
事实上我们还得再聊20分钟 We have 20 more minutes actually.
这是装甲造的吗 Is this armor plated?
我觉得就是普通金属吧 I think it's just metal.
蒂米 我只想然你知道 Timmy, just so you know...
你对我说的一切 我都会守口如瓶的 whatever you share with me in this room, stays in this room.
-这里绝对安全 -所以这没有小虫 是吗 - This is a safe space. - So, no bugs?
-什么小虫 -窃听器 - Bugs? - Listening devices.
没有 当然没有 Oh. No. There are no bugs.
-您点的乳酪 -谢谢 - Order of knishes. - Thank you.
我不信 我的工作很重要 关乎到很多人 Doubtful. My work is very important. A lot of people rely on me.
-比如 -我妈妈 我的搭档 - Like who? - My mom, my partner...
乃至整个波特兰 the city of Portland.
听起来你压力不小嘛 That's a lot of pressure.
还有多长时间 How much more time now?
18分钟 Eighteen minutes.
好吧 这显然不是装甲 Yeah, definitely not armor.
真不敢相信 科里娜·科里娜居然是俄国间谍 I can't believe Corrina Corrina's a Russian agent.
是真的 莫莉·莫斯金斯已经坦白了 It's true. Molly Moskins confirmed it.
她对大家都很好啊 She's only so nice to everyone.
那不过是伪装 我早就看透了 It's her cover, I saw through it.
这些房子真大啊 These houses are huge.
都是犯罪积累的资本 Crime pays.
真想知道科里娜·科里娜家房子长什么样 I wonder what Corrina Corrina's house looks like.
我大概猜到了 I have a pretty good idea.
罪行滔天有限公司
你觉得为什么俄罗斯人要煞费苦心地弄到废咧战车 Why do you think the Russians want the Failure Mobile anyway?
他们想破坏我们的事务所 They just want to sabotage the agency.
以方便他们施行最终计划 So they can execute their master plan.
没错 俄国人总是诡计多端 Yeah. Russians always have a master plan.
就是这了 2495号 There it is, 2495.
和我想象中一模一样 散发着一股邪气 Just as I imagined. Pure evil.
区域安全 Clear.
-我们进去之后要步步小心 -为什么 - We have to be very careful where we step. - How come?
-房子附件可能布满了绊线 -有道理 - The property is probably loaded with trip wires. - Yeah.
快趴下 Down!
-他们有武器 -我觉得那只是水枪 - They're armed. - I think they're just squirt guns.
没错 但里面可能装满了腐蚀性酸 Correct, she's probably squirting a corrosive acid.
不可能 他们还在大笑呢 No way, they're laughing.
有些酸会腐蚀你的皮肤并让你发笑 Some acids burn your skin and make you laugh.
罗洛 蒂米 你们好啊 Hi, Rollo. Hi, Timmy.
你好 科里娜 Hi, Corrina.
你好 Hello.
你们在干什么 What are you guys doing?
没干什么 Just standing.
就在人行道上傻站着 On this public sidewalk.
我爸爸回来了 再见了 That's my dad. Bye, you guys.
天啊 瞧瞧那辆车 Whoa! Look at that car.
酷毙了 It's so cool.
-指不定哪偷来的 -不可能 她们家超有钱 - It's probably stolen. - No way, they're rich.
他爸爸有一座银行 Her dad owns a bank.
-什么 -是啊 - What? - Yeah.
他在职业介绍日上给全班讲了 你不记得了 He talked to our class on Career Day. Remember?
我故意没听 I purposely did not listen.
他真的说了 而且他人也很好 Well, he did. And he is very nice.
他送了我们所有人免费的钢笔 He gave us all free pens.
-他很受大家欢迎 -我们走吧 - Everybody really liked him. - Let's go.
-你怎么了 -我们被骗了 - What's wrong with you? - We've been duped.
-废咧战车不在这 -那在哪 - The Failure Mobile isn't here. - So, where is it?
如果你想保证财产的安全 你会把它放在哪 If you wanted to keep something safe, where would you keep it?
-我床垫底下 -大错特错 是银行 - Under my mattress. - Wrong. A bank.
我们不能闯入银行的 We can't break into a bank.
不然我们后半生就吃牢饭度日了 We'll go to prison for the rest of our lives.
报告 罗洛·托库斯 目前仍会出现紧张情绪 Rollo Tookus, still has nervous condition.
这世上有很多恐怖的地方我一生都不会想去 There are many horrific places where I wouldn't want to be.
河狸栖息的水坝 Menaced by beavers...
在马尔特诺马瀑布做木桶漂流 barreling down Multnomah Falls.
被迫参加裸体骑车活动 Forced to attend The World Naked Bike Ride...
并看见克罗科斯老师 and then see Mr. Crocus.
但这个地方 绝对位于榜首 But this place tops the list.
我的平衡车呢 Where's my Segway?
回答我 蒂米 Answer me, Timmy.
错已铸成 Mistakes were made.
蒂米 Timmy!
那是我仅有的比较体面的东西了 唯一一件 That was the one nice thing I had, the one nice thing!
我让你别碰它 I told you never to use it!
我从教堂赢回来的 我告诉过你我有多喜欢它 I won that thing at church, and I told you how much I liked it.
遇到这种紧急情况 我只得即兴发挥了 Facing a code red situation. I improvised.
我借给莫莉·莫斯金斯了 I lent it to Molly Moskins.
莫莉·莫斯金斯是谁 Uh, who's Molly Moskins?
我们班上一个女孩 A girl in my class.
她要用它去参加什么傻缺拉力赛 She needed it for her stupid rally.
蒂米 那不是你的东西 你不能随便借给别人 Timmy that was... that was not yours to lend.
那不能怪我 她闻起来像个橘子 It's not my fault. She smells like a tangerine.
你说谁 莫莉·莫斯金斯吗 Who does? Molly Moskins?
是 Affirmative.
蒂米 和你说了别碰我的平衡车了 对吧 Timmy, I told you never to touch my Segway, right?
很高兴你能慢慢融入校园 And... and... I'm glad that you're getting involved in school,
但你不能再这样了 but this kind of behavior has got to stop.
工作电话 我得先去接一下 Okay, this is work. I have to take this.
只要拉力赛结束 我就要看到我的平衡车 I want my Segway back, the moment that rally is done.
还有我会给莫莉·莫斯金斯妈妈打电话的 And I'm calling Molly Moskins's mother.
最后一件事 别再到处乱跑了 And don't go anywhere.
如果她要给莫莉·莫斯金斯的妈妈打电话的话 If she was calling Molly Moskins's mother,
我必须先找到莫莉 I had to get to Molly first...
废柴万岁
和她达成 and make a deal.
肮脏的幕后交易 A seedy backroom deal.
要来点茶吗 Tea?
能直奔主题吗 Can we stick to business?
行 Okay.
所以你想让我妈跟你妈说 So, you want me to tell my mom to tell your mom,
我们用你的平衡车参加拉力赛去了 that we're using your Segway in the rally?
对 Correct.
为什么偏偏挑中了我 Why did you choose me?
我的事务所选定了你 My agency chose you.
经纪事务所吗 Talent agency?
-侦探事务所 -厉害 - Detective agency. - Oh!
你听说了那件钱包抢劫案吗 我新闻上看到的 Did you hear about the purse snatchings? I saw it on the news.
我处理更大的案子 我的天 I deal with bigger cases... Holy smokes!
那是我的猫 墨西哥卷先生 That's my cat, Senor Burrito.
它受过训练吗 Is it trained?
她喜欢你 大概是因为你奇怪而又神秘 She likes you. Probably because you're odd and mysterious.
在我受伤之前 快把它弄走 Get it off me, before I'm mauled.
墨西哥先生 走吧 走吧 Senor Burrito, vamonos, vamonos.
-真好玩儿 -这是公事 - Isn't this fun? - It's business.
我事务所的未来正处于危险中 The future of my agency is at stake.
好吧好吧 所以你想让我帮你打掩护 Okay, okay. So, you want me to be your cover.
是 Affirmative.
我的答案是 可以 Well, my answer is yes.
我随时可以帮你打掩护 蒂米 I will cover you anytime, Timmy.
专业点 莫莉 Be professional, Molly.
好的 Fine.
我会表现的专业点 I'll be professional.
如果你需要我帮忙 If you want my help,
你必须报名参加动物关注集会 you have to sign up for the Animal Awareness rally.
-否 -还有 - Negative. - And...
-你要帮我涂指甲油 -荒谬 - you have to paint my nails. - Absurd!
等我们完工了 我会帮你涂指甲油 And when we're done, I'm going to paint your nails.
我觉得你茶喝多了 I think you've had too much tea.
你想让我给你打掩护吗 You want me to be your cover, don't you?
现在你要的掩护也需要掩护呢 Well, right now your cover isn't feeling very cover-y.
敲诈分很多种 玫红色是其中之一 Blackmail comes in many shades. Including hot pink.
-你学习了吗 -否 - Did you study? - Negative.
我们说好的 We had a deal.
-银行的事你会帮我吗 -不可能 - Would you help me with the bank? - No way.
-办不了银行的事 就没有协议 No bank, no deal.
废咧 Failure...
不要说话 no talking.
我没有说话 I wasn't talking,
我就是张张嘴 I was mouthing.
也不要张嘴 No mouthing, either.
如果我妈发现我去了市中心 If my mom finds out I went downtown,
-我就死定了 -她不会发现的 - I'm dead. - She won't.
你刚刚说的 You just say that
因为你妈不知道你在哪儿 because your mom has no idea where you are.
她整天工作 She works all the time.
否 我这么说是因为这个任务是高度机密的 Negative. I say it because this mission is highly classified.
这是个糟糕的主意 我就知道 This is a bad idea. I just know it.
不要恐慌 我们有后援 Stop panicking. We have backup.
这里很复杂 It's a vast complex.
无数个入口和出口 Numerous points of ingress and egress.
这地方很大 这太疯狂了 It's huge. This is nuts.
你带了弹珠吗 Did you bring the marbles?
带了 Yes.
深海之美 海鲜 野生阿拉斯加三文鱼
这到底是干什么用的 What are these for anyway?
应急计划 Contingency plan.
我们带上面具 Let's put on the masks.
顺便说一下 这些是借来的 These are just on loan, by the way.
现在干什么 Now what?
跟着我 Follow me.
废咧战车一定在地下室 The Failure Mobile is undoubtedly in the vault.
大家都盯着我们 People are staring at us.
他们嫉妒 无视他们 Jealous, ignore them.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
收集情报 Gathering intel.
好主意 Good idea.
有什么能帮你们的吗 Can I help you boys?
我们想检查你们的金库 We'd like to inspect your vault.
是很重要的事 先生 It's very important, Sir.
我恐怕不能让你们检查 I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
好吧 Okay.
那我们只能回家了 对吧 蒂米 Then we'll just be heading home. Right, Timmy?
-否 -你们介意摘掉面具吗 - Negative. - Would you mind removing your masks?
-为什么 -是银行规定 不能带面具 - Why? - Bank policy. No masks.
我们要看见每个人的脸 We need to see everyone's face.
我们被监控了 We're being watched.
当然啦 Of course we are!
我们在银行里 We're in a bank.
还戴着击剑面具 And we're wearing fencing masks.
就是那时 我想通了 That's when it hit me...
那是个陷阱 it was a trap.
我们被包围了 We were surrounded.
但是谁给他们通风报信的呢 But who tipped them off?
当然了 这是家务事 Of course, it was a family affair.
-哦不 -你必须立刻摘下面具 - Oh, no. - You need to remove those masks, now.
蒂米 我们得摘下面具 Timmy, we need to remove our masks.
-不行 准备好 -准备什么 - Never. Get ready. - Get ready for what?
佯攻 The diversion.
-是塑料的 -是啊 更安全 - Plastic? - Yeah, it's safer.
有埋伏 快跑 It's an ambush, run!
-站住 -你为什么要这么做 - Hey, stop! - Why did you do that?
-等会儿再谢我 -我不能呼吸了 - Thank me later. - I can't breathe.
-别脱面具 -我快被闷死了 - Keep your mask on. - I'm suffocating!
熊爸 熊爸 Papa Bear! Papa Bear!
熊爸 我们需要后援 Papa Bear! Need backup.
我再说一遍 我们需要后援 Repeat, need backup.
辅导员在哪里
辅导员
詹金斯老师
好了 蒂米 Okay, Timmy.
机密文件 窃听器 装甲桌 Classified information, bugs, armor-plated desks.
我必须问你 I have to ask.
你是间谍吗 Are you a spy?
-否 -别担心 - Negative. - Don't worry.
我这地方清理过窃听器 我们可能安心谈话 I had the place swept for bugs. We can talk freely.
我是侦探 I'm a detective.
是了 那就说得通了 Yes, that makes sense.
那你的事务遇到了麻烦吗 So, you're having trouble with your agency.
-是 -怎么说 - Affirmative. - How so?
有人企图蓄意破坏 Someone is attempting to sabotage it.
你知道是谁吗 Do you know who?
我不能和你讨论这个 I can't discuss it with you.
还在调查中 Ongoing investigation.
但我的事务所要成功有点悬了 But the success of my agency is at stake.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
你心目中的成功是什么 What is your idea of success?
伟大 Greatness.
你和你妈妈聊过这些吗 Have you talked to your mom about any of this?
为什么不呢 Why not?
她在和本地执法部门合作 She's collaborating with local law enforcement.
妈妈 能给我张纸巾吗 Mother, can I have a tissue?
他是个基层人员 但很腐败 He's low level, but very corrupt.
还有 他残害兔子 Also he maims rabbits.
我知道现在可能不是最佳时机 Well, I know this is probably not the best time to ask but...
但我想问 我有可能雇佣你吗 is there any chance I could hire you?
什么案子 What's the case?
我希望你 I'd like you to do a little undercover work for me,
在克罗科斯先生的课上替我卧底 in Mr. Crocus's class.
你想要情报 You want intel.
对 我想要情报 Yeah, I want intel.
要多深入 How in depth?
我们就从他给你布置的家庭作业开始 Let's start with the homework he's assigning you.
我想看看 确保是越来越好的 I want to see it, make sure it's on the up and up.
-完成的家庭作业 -对 完成的 - Completed homework? - Yes, completed.
那得加价 That will definitely cost more.
卡弗雷特小学 猫头鹰之家
好了各位 坐好 All right, people. Lock it down.
不读书 就去死
坐好 Lock it down!
报名加入
我们要计划一个集会 要提高意识 Hey, we've got a rally to plan, and awareness to raise.
现在 谁来当驯养宠物 Now, who are my domesticated animals?
举手 Raise your hands.
很好 谁来当野生动物 Good. Who are my wild animals?
好了 所有人都举过手了吗 All right, is that everyone?
你说 Yes, you.
我不知道这到底是什么组 I don't know what group this is exactly,
但我想向 but I'd like to do a tribute
我们班的仓鼠哈米致哀 to Hammy Ham, our class hamster.
他死了 He's dead...
自然死亡 of natural causes.
我喜欢 很体贴 莫莉 记一下 I like it. Very thoughtful. Molly, take a note.
记好了 Copy.
蒂米 你进哪个组 Timmy, what group are you in?
我不进组 I'm in no group.
你必须进一个组 You have to be in a group.
-不 我不要 -你必须要 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do.
如果他在抗议就不用了 Not if he's protesting.
他在抗议什么 What is he protesting?
可能是反熊政策 Probably the anti-bear policy.
还有反熊这种政策吗 There's an anti-bear policy?
当然啊 我也听说过 Absolutely, I've heard about it, too.
-听谁说的 -蒂米 - From who? - Timmy.
好吧 Okay.
蒂米 你能给大家说说反熊政策吗 Timmy, can you tell us about the anti-bear policy?
蒂米 Timmy?
听着 如果你对某事有强烈情绪 Listen, if you feel strongly
你应该大声说出来 about something, you have to speak out.
对吧 你觉得我为什么会在这儿 Right? Why do you think I'm here?
因为我喜欢你吗 Because I like you?
不 当然不是 No. Definitely not.
因为我想教你们 It's because I want to teach you guys
对世界做贡献 to make an impact on the world.
如果你们不这么做 Because if you don't,
我们就一起完蛋 懂了吗 we are collectively screwed. You got it?
蒂米 Timmy.
来吧 Come on.
小子 你得给我点反应 Buddy, you gotta give me something.
是 Affirmative.
好吧 我接受 All right, I'll take it.
好了各位 站起来 All right, people, let's get up.
我们开始工作了 有很多活要干 Let's get to work! Got a lot to do.
快点 坐到桌前 Come on, get to your tables.
我们有两周的时间准备集会 We've got two weeks to get this rally together,
时间不多 that's not a lot of time.
但这是个非常保守的说法 But that was a profound understatement.
时间飞速流逝 Time was running out.
今晚我必须把废咧战车从银行里解救出来 I had to liberate the Failure Mobile from the bank, tonight.
这意味着 And that meant sending my bear,
要派我那经常不靠谱的熊去 who was often unreliable.
我告诉他不要去光线好的地方 I told him to avoid well-lit places.
他不听 He did not listen.
我建议他避开所有明显的入口 I advised him to steer clear of any obvious entrance.
清洁服务
他不听 He did not listen.
我劝他不要分心 And I urged him to avoid any distractions.
伏都教甜甜圈
他再一次当作耳旁风 Once again, he did not listen.
但最重要的是 But most importantly,
我告诉他要小心翼翼地 I told him to approach the Failure Mobile
接近废咧动车 with caution and the utmost delicacy.
但他是在太大块了 But he was too fat.
熊爸 熊爸 我们要修改计划 Papa Bear. Papa Bear. We need to revise plan.
银行的天花板撑不住你这体型 Bank ceiling will not support girth.
嘿 蒂米 Hey, Timmy.
你好吗 伙计 How you doing, buddy?
你在这里做什么 What are you doing here?
这片区域归我负责 Well, I was working in the area,
我觉得你可能会需要我送你回家 I thought you might want a ride home.
一个优秀的侦探总是要与对手密切接触的 A good detective always keeps his enemies close.
有时 会非常密切 Sometimes, too close.
在学校过得怎么样 How was school?
开心吗 You have some fun?
愉快吗 Good times?
喜欢吃熊爪包吗 Hey, do you like bear claws?
今天在面包店新买的 Picked some up at the bakery today.
很好吃 They're yummy.
-什么情况 -他的爪子 - What now? - His claws.
他的爪子全被...剪掉了 They've all been... clipped.
绝对不吃 No chance.
你打保龄球吗 Oh, do you bowl?
有打过吗 You ever been bowling?
我可以带你去打保龄球 还能指导你 I could take you bowling, give you some tips.
蒂米 我知道你觉得 Hey, Timmy, you know, I know,
我跟你妈妈约会这事挺奇怪的 it's weird I'm dating your mom.
你想指导我打保龄球这事也很奇怪 It's weird that you want to give me tips on bowling.
打平了 Fair enough.
但我还是想让你知道 我真的很喜欢她 I... I just want you to know though, that I... really like her.
她很聪明 很酷 而且 She's so smart, and cool,and...
又风趣又漂亮 funny, and pretty.
她能喜欢和我在一起 I'm actually kinda surprised
我真是感觉有点惊喜 she likes spending time with me.
这不是说我是个坏人 Not that I am a bad guy at all.
我不是 我只是正在解决些自身问题 I'm not, I just got some stuff I'm working out.
甚至还去做了心理治疗 Even been going to therapy,
效果不错 which is going great.
我只是觉得人们之所以这么想 I just feel like people think
是因为我们开出了 because we issue tickets
停车收费员不在乎的罚单 that meter maids don't care.
但我们...却很在乎 But we do... care a lot
所有的这些 我并不是台机器 about everything, I'm not robot.
实际上 我最近总是在想机器人 Actually, I've been thinking about robots a lot lately.
无聊至极
它们是如何处理各种事的 About how they could take over everything.
你知道吗 蒂米 You know, Timmy.
当有人像这样 向你敞开心扉时 When someone opens up like that...
你可以回应点什么的 to you, like, then you can say something.
-回应点什么 -呃 比如 - Like what? - Oh, like,
"感谢你告诉我"之类的 you know, "Thank you for sharing," something like that.
感谢你告诉我 Thank you for sharing.
对 普通的对话就是这样 Yeah, that's a normal thing to do.
普通人才说普通的话 Normal's for normal people.
这话什么意思 What does that mean?
意思是你很普通 It means you're normal.
我妈妈不喜欢普通人 And my mother doesn't like normal people.
行 好吧 Okay. Okay.
首先 如你所知 我没有那么普通 So, first of all, just so you know, I'm not that normal.
我是个不错的管停车的交警 这可不常见 I'm a nice parking enforcement officer, which is rare.
其次 你刚说的话 有点刻薄 And, secondly, what you said, that was kind of mean.
我就从没想过要针对你 I've never been mean to you.
不 你已经在针对我了 Yes, you have.
什么 啥时候 What? When?
-你从一开始就是要绑架我 -不 - You just kidnapped me for starters. - Oh!
你误会...不是 我没想绑架你 老兄 You dis... No, I didn't kidnap you, buddy.
这根本不是 我只是想接你放学回家 No this isn't... I'm just taking you home from school.
你什么时候想下车都可以 You can get out any time you want.
我从没强迫你... I never forced you to...
蒂米 哦 Timmy, oh!
蒂米 Timmy!
哦 不 快回来 老兄 Oh, no. Come on, buddy!
阻止了一起未遂的绑架之后 Having thwarted an attempted kidnapping,
我把自己关在办公室里 I sequestered myself in my office,
集中注意解决詹金斯的委托 to focus on the Jenkins case.
-嗨 -你好 妈妈 - Hey. - Hello, Mother.
写作业呢 太棒了 Doing your homework, that's great.
这是业务 来自新的委托人 Case work. New client.
我听克里斯宾讲了今天的事 So, I heard what happened today with Crispin.
-你有什么要说的吗 -否 - Do you want to talk about it? - Negative.
蒂米 我知道要接纳一个新的人 Timmy, I know it's not easy for you
对你来说并不容易 having someone new around,
但我是真心喜欢克里斯宾的 but I really like Crispin.
他...他是个善良的人 我们在一起也很开心 He's... he's a sweet guy and we have fun together.
就像昨天 我们一起出门兜风 感觉很好 Like yesterday, we just went for a drive. It was nice.
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严禁停车
我希望你没做什么蠢事 I hope you're not doing anything foolish.
不 不 不 我没有 我向你保证 No. No, no, I'm not. I'm... I promise.
蒂米 我还有件事要跟你说 Timmy, I got to talk to you about something else.
这件事很重要 It's important.
我们要搬家了 蒂米 We gotta move, Timmy.
-不可能 -真的 没骗你 - Impossible. - No, it's not.
房租又涨了 They're raising our rent again,
我也...我实在付不起了 and I just... I can't afford it.
那我的办公室呢 What about my office?
你...好吧 你会有个新的办公室 You... Well, you'll have to make a new one.
我不接受 I can't do that!
我最近的委托太多了 I have a very heavy case load,
搬家对我来说太不合时宜了 this is not a good time for me.
但我们别无选择了 But we don't have a choice.
而且 我已经在附近找到一处不错的公寓 And besides, I found a nice apartment nearby,
你还可以步行上学 and you can still walk to school.
学校和这些有什么关系 What does school have to do with any of this?
我说的是我的事务所 I'm talking about my agency!
蒂米 我知道这不容易... Timmy, I know it's not easy...
我不可能一下子就把我的生意搬走 I can't just move my business at the drop of a hat.
更别说我还得做新的工作名片了 Not to mention, I'll have to make new business cards.
这些都没用了 These are useless.
-我不搬家 想都别想 -蒂米 - I'm not moving. It's out of the question! - Timmy.
备忘 妈妈永不录用 靠不住 Note to file, do not hire Mother. Unreliable.
除了我的熊 没人理解我所承担的压力 No one but my bear understood the pressure I was under.
妈妈不能 伙伴们也不能 Not my mother... not my peers.
他们都意识不到我事务所的真正价值 They all failed to realize the true value of my agency.
要是他们能意识到 我就不会 If they did, I would be spared
受到这些烦人的干扰 such profoundly annoying disruptions.
比如搬家 还有班级出游 Like moving. And class trips.
废咧 Failure.
你好 克罗科斯先生 Hello, Mr. Crocus.
我要你仔细听我说 I want you to listen to me very carefully,
我不希望今天有任何麻烦因你而起 I don't want any trouble from you today.
一旦惹麻烦 你就给我停学 One misstep, and you're suspended.
没有商量的余地 No judge, no jury. No hope.
明白了吗 Capisce?
这是什么意思 What does "Capisce" Mean?
它的意思是 听懂了吗 It means, understand?
听懂了 I capisce you.
嘿 那边 快看呀 水坝 Hey, there it is! Look, the dam.
博纳维尔闸坝 The Bonneville Lock and Dam
是国家历史性地标建筑 is a national historic landmark.
始建于1933年 Construction on it began in 1933.
这些涡轮机能产生1200兆瓦的电 These turbines generate 1200 megawatts of power.
游客通道
这些电力足以供应90万户家庭 That is enough electricity to power 900,000 homes...
或像波特兰那种大城市的用电 or a city the size of Portland.
酷耶 Cool.
还有问题吗 Any questions?
-请讲 -这个地方有保安吗 - Yes? - Do you have security at this site?
保安 有啊 Security? Yeah.
你的车在进站的路上就停在我们的警卫站了 Your bus stopped at our guard station on the way in.
-真的吗 -好吧 - Is that it? - Well...
出于安保原因 I'm afraid I can't discuss that too far in depth,
我恐怕不能在这个问题上介绍太深 for, well, security reasons.
她为什么对安保问题如此上心 Why is she so concerned with security?
我爸爸说他的两只拳头是我们唯一需要的安保措施 My dad says his two fists are the only security we need.
我奶奶买了条大狗 My grandma bought a huge dog.
-它能攻击入侵者 -哦 - It can maul an intruder. - Oh.
你听说过抢钱包的事吗 Have you heard about the purse snatchings?
我听说过 是在新闻上看到的 I have, I saw it on the news.
闭嘴 不然我就把你们装上车送回家去 Mouths shut! Or I'm putting you all on the bus back home.
-还可以这样吗 -对你来说不是 废咧 - Is that really an option? - Not for you, Failure.
你必须跟在我身边 You're gonna stay here till I retire.
关于这大坝的另一趣闻是 它建于 Another interesting fact about this dam is it was built
-经济大萧条时期 -哦不 - during the Great Depression. - Oh, no.
那时 人们需要工作来... That was when people needed jobs...
走廊 清洁间 浴室 楼梯间
她正在执行总计划 She's executing the master plan.
楼梯间 波特兰市供电
停车执法部门
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
我这儿黑了 伙计们 I'm in the dark here, guys.
罗洛 我需要帮助 Rollo, I need help.
不 我退出了 别带上我 No, I quit. Leave me alone.
那些俄罗斯人想要毁掉我们的生活 The Russians want to destroy our way of life.
他们会让我们陷入黑暗 They're gonna plunge us into darkness.
我不担心我们的生活 I'm not worried about our way of life.
我担心能否保住我的成绩 I'm worried about saving my grade.
帮我这次 我保证会好好学习的 Do this, and I promise to study.
-你发誓 -我以我的熊发誓 - Swear? - Swear on my bear.
走了 走了 往前走 往前走 往前走 Let's go, let's go. Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.
-走了 -克罗科斯先生 我只是想说 - Let's go. - Mr. Crocus, I just wanted to say
我发现这样的实地考察 I find field trips like this
对我的发展很有帮助 to be very helpful in my development.
-你怎么了 -没什么 我只是很感激 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm just being appreciative.
如果你指的是奇怪 那我同意 快走吧 Well, if by appreciative you mean odd, then I agree. Now, go. Go.
喂 小孩 站住别跑 Hey, kid. Stop right there!
废咧 Failure.
科里娜 Corrina!
那小不点哪去了 Where is that runt?
他在那 There he is.
她去哪了 Where is she?
科里娜 Corrina!
-蒂米呢 -我不知道 - Where is Timmy? - I don't know.
废咧 Failure?
72层
熊爸 熊爸 我跟丢目标了 Papa Bear, Papa Bear. I've lost the target.
请求支援 Request back up.
是否收到 Do you copy?
重复 是否收到 Repeat. Do you copy?
扣分 That's a demerit.
这儿的门可真不少 That's a lot of doors.
楼梯
我要杀了他 I'm gonna kill him.
注意 禁区 仅在已授权人员陪同下可进入
目标进入禁区 我准备跟进 The target has entered the restricted area. I'm going in.
废咧 给我过来 你个小兔崽子 Failure! Get over here, you little rat.
我警告你 I'm warning you.
只要你出了那个门 If you go through that door,
我保证你永远也升不到六年级 I guarantee you'll never make it to sixth grade.
就算为了... For the love of...
科里娜 Corrina!
回音 Echo!
下次 我得拿皮带拴着他 Next time, I'm keeping him on a leash.
-废咧 快给我回来 -不行 围巾缠住了 - Failure, get back in here. Now. - Can't. Stuck.
那就解开啊 So, unstick it.
-解不开 -脱下来 把它留在那 - Still stuck. - Take it off and leave it there.
可它独一无二 It's one of a kind.
这是最后一次 废咧 This is the final straw, Failure.
不再有威胁 不再有留堂 No more threats, no more detention.
我辛辛苦苦当了43年老师 I gave 43 years to this profession
从没放弃过一个学生 and I never quit on a single student.
但我要放弃你了 听到了吗 But I'm quitting on you, did you hear me?
我要放弃你了 废咧 I am quitting on you, Failure.
这位是丹 This is Dan.
他马上要打开溢洪道 放好多水出来 He's gonna open up the spillway and release a whole lot of water.
捂住你们的耳朵 Cover your ears.
一会儿会非常吵 It's about to get very loud.
溢洪道控制键
打开
哦 不 Oh, no!
-发生了什么 -我不知道 - What's happening? - I don't know!
-脱掉围巾 快脱掉 -绝不 - Take off the scarf, take it off! - Never!
我们会死的 We're going to die!
我的围巾 My scarf!
-你把它扯坏了 -快走吧 - You ripped it! - Go. Go. Go!
-锁上了 -什么 - Locked. - What?
不 不 No! No!
大水要来了 快趴下 Here comes the water! Get down!
-为什么 -我们会被冲走的 - Why? - 'Cause we're gonna get washed away!
-你在干嘛 -保护你 - What are you doing? - Saving you.
我们俩都是专业人士 以前经常吵架 We were two professionals, often at odds.
现在是患难之交 Now bound by adversity.
但我们算错了一件事 But we had made one miscalculation.
水在这 我们在这 Water. Us.
我想大水结束了 克罗科斯老师 I think it's over, Mr. Crocus.
克罗科斯老师 Mr. Crocus?
你还好吗 克罗科斯老师 Are you all right, Mr. Crocus?
这次行动的后果很复杂 The aftermath of the operation was complicated.
首先 他们盘问我妈妈有关俄罗斯阴谋的事 First, they debriefed my mother on the Russian plot.
-然后妈妈去追问她的老板 -别啊 我需要这份工作 - Then she debriefed her boss. - Come on, I need this job, man.
但由于行动过于绝密 But the operation was so top secret...
妈妈并无意盘问我 that my mother didn't want to debrief me.
直到我们到了家 Until we got home.
你被停了三天的课 蒂米 整整三天 You're suspended for three days, Timmy, three days.
如果你的辅导员没有介入 They wanted to expel you.
你会被他们开除的 If your counselor hadn't stepped in,
我们就要给你找一所新学校了 then we'd be looking for a new school.
-你在听我说话吗 -当然 - Are you listening to me? - Of course.
但是 你不是该回去上班了吗 妈妈 But, shouldn't you be returning to work, Mother?
是啊 我应该去 但我没有 想知道为什么吗 Yeah, I should. But I'm not. And do you wanna know why?
因为我跟老板说接下来的三天 Because when I told my boss that I had to stay home
我都要留在家里照顾你 and take care of you for the next three days,
他让我别担心不能到岗了 直接把我开了 he told me not to bother coming in at all. He fired me.
我能以十倍的价格雇你 I can pay you ten times what he's paying.
不 你不能 你不能再这样了 No, you can't. This... this has to stop.
-明年你就要上中学了 -不 我不去 - You're going to middle school next year. - No, I'm not.
我不会去上中学的 I'm not going to middle school.
我会把事务所搬到市中心 I am moving my agency downtown.
我们聊过这个问题 We've talked about this.
你没有事务所 蒂米 不再会有了 You don't have an agency, Timmy. Not anymore.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
统统废咧有限公司
做我早就该做的事 Something I should've done a long time ago.
我不能再陪着你演戏了 I'm putting an end to all this pretending.
我要让你关门大吉 I'm shutting it all down.
-停下来 -不 - Stop! - No!
你要明白凡事都有后果 You have got to understand that there are consequences.
嘿 这是我的营业执照 我需要它 Hey! That's my official license. I need that.
-我还有案子要办 -不 你没有 你就是个小孩 - I have open cases. - No, you don't. You're a kid.
小孩没有案子要办 Kids don't have open cases.
没有执照我的事务所就要停业了 I can't operate my agency without a license.
没错 你不能再开你的事务所了 Exactly! You're gonna stop running your agency,
你要像个普通小孩一样 you're gonna start acting like a normal kid.
你告诉我 普通人才做普通的事 And normal is for normal people, you told me that.
我错了 我错了 蒂米 I was wrong! I was wrong, Timmy!
你要适应生活 你得长大了 You have got to fit in, you've got to grow up.
你明白了吗 Do you understand?
-是 -我听不到 - Affirmative. - I didn't hear you!
明白 Yes.
就这样 And just like that...
我失去了我的事务所 I lost my agency.
臭了 尽快埋掉
这意味着不再有顾客 That meant no more clients.
不再有办公室 No more office.
不再有房子 No more house.
一个没有事务所的人 就像没有壳的乌龟 A man without his agency is like a turtle without his shell.
失去了他的地位 Stripped of his place...
结婚
成就伟业
甩开羁绊
他的大志 and his purpose...
注定堕入平庸 destined for mediocrity.
死前必做
詹金斯老师
情报 来自蒂米·废咧 已停业
因此 我别无选择 只能向命运低头 Thus, I had no choice but to surrender to my fate.
诺瓦切克夫人
过普通而无谓的一生 The mindless monotony of the normal life.
-嘿 蒂米 -欢迎回来 蒂米 - Hey, Timmy. - Welcome back, Timmy.
-你的围巾呢 -大家早啊 - Where's your scarf? - Hi, everyone.
-嗨 科里娜 -早啊 - Hi, Corrina. - Hello.
-嗨 -同学们早上好 - Hi. - Good morning, everyone.
很抱歉我迟到了 我的闹钟没响 So sorry I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.
你相信吗 Can you believe it?
克罗科斯走了 Crocus is gone.
-这是他的替班老师 -她说他去度假了 - That's his replacement. - She said he's on vacation.
但我想是因为你们在大坝上的事 But I think it's because of what happened with you at the dam.
我爸爸说克罗科斯被杀了 My dad said Crocus snapped.
雪上加霜的是 弗雷德里克·克罗库斯没了 Adding insult to injury, the loss of Fredrick Crocus.
一个我十分钦佩的人 A man I deeply admired.
蒂米 我回来了 Timmy, I'm home.
-嘿 -嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
-学校怎么样 -很好 - How was school? - Good.
留作业了吗 Got any homework?
写完了 I did it.
不错啊 Good.
那我马上去做饭 I'll get dinner ready then.
好的 Okay.
蒂米 Timmy...
一切都会好起来的 everything's gonna be all right.
我都找到新工作了 I even found a new job.
好的 Okay.
妈妈找到工作的好消息 The good news about Mother's new job
本该让我振作起来 should've lifted my spirits.
但随着她工作机会变多 But as her employment fortunes rose...
我的工作继续减少 my continued to fall.
俄勒冈动物园
没有客户 没有事务所 With no clients and no agency,
我别无选择 只能解雇我唯一的员工 I had no choice but to lay off my only employee.
所以统统和我 两位专业人士 决定分道扬镳 So Total and I agreed to part ways as two professionals.
但有时 专业人士也会很感性 But sometimes, the professional can sure feel personal.
变成普通人当然会感到孤独 And being normal can sure feel lonely.
更不用说感到困惑 Not to mention puzzling.
保护动物 从我做起
嗨 蒂米 想要买些饼干支持动物关注会吗 Hi, Timmy, wanna buy cookies to support Animal Awareness?
我没有钱 I don't have any money.
那就拿一块走吧 特别好吃 Just take one. They're really good.
你是要吃掉这块饼干 还是只盯着它看 You gonna eat that cookie or just stare at it?
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
我拿到你的情报了 完成得很好 I got your intel. It's very good.
但你为什么没来跟我接头 But why'd you miss our meeting?
我不会再去了 I don't need to go anymore.
我只是个普通人了 I'm being normal now.
懂了 Got it.
那么 你打算怎么办 So, what's the plan?
去上中学 Go to middle school.
跟他们一样 Act like them.
你不能跟他们一样 You can't be like them.
为什么不能 Why not?
因为你与众不同 Because you're different.
是的 你的人生应该是宏伟的 That's right. Your life is big...
前无古人的 奇异的 只属于你的 and original, and weird, and you.
我别无选择 I don't have a choice.
我不得不关掉事务所 I had to close the agency.
这可不妙啊 That's a bad break.
我想这和大坝那件事有关吧 I suppose it had something to do with the dam,
你被停课了 getting suspended.
-错已铸成 -被你自己铸成 - Mistakes were made. - By you.
你忘记了一点 You left that part out.
和事务所无关 You left that part out. Agency or no agency,
犯了错误 就去承担 you make a mistake, you own it.
然后吸取教训并且调整适应 Then you learn from it and adapt.
-适应 -没错 - Adapt? - Absolutely.
专业人士能够坦然接受一切 You see, professionals take whatever the world throws at them
然后用这些经历塑造更好的自己 and they use it to become a better version of themselves.
就像我的车被偷了之后那样 Like I did when my car got stolen.
没错 That's right.
就在我家门口 真倒霉 From right in front of my house. Sucked.
你应该联系我的事务所 You should've contacted my agency.
当时我还不知道你呢 I didn't know you then.
重点是 The point is,
车被偷了以后 我没办法去上班了 after the car got stolen I had no way to get to work.
但我热爱我的事业 But I love my work.
像你一样 这就是我 Like you. It's who I am.
所以我适应了新的生活 So I adapted.
开始骑自行车去上班 Started riding my bike to school.
不能因为车被偷了就放弃 Wasn't gonna let a stolen car stop me.
骑自行车还让我瘦了九斤多 And I lost ten pounds from bike riding so...
很不错 it's all good.
-你瘦了九斤多 -是的 九斤多 - You lost ten pounds? - Yes, I lost ten pounds.
我不会告诉你怎么搞事业 好吗 So, I'm not gonna tell you how to run your business, okay?
但是我知道 如果你热爱你的事业 But I do know, if you love what you do...
你就要不懈奋斗 you gotta fight for it.
如果有些事不顺利 你要适应 And if something isn't working, you gotta adapt.
你这样做了 You do that,
就没有人能夺走你的事务所 then no one can take away your agency.
你的妈妈不能 克罗科斯先生也不能 Not your mother, not Mr. Crocus.
上中学也不能 Not going to middle school.
好好享用你的小甜饼 Enjoy your cookie.
金属丝 A wire?
那一刻我明白了 And that's when it hit me.
俄罗斯监听设备
俄罗斯人不罢休 Russians never quit.
我也不会 And neither could I.
这意味着我需要我的搭档 That meant I was going to need my partner.
奇袭 搞怪 玩票 万岁
复兴伟业
但是找回统统是个艰巨的任务 But retrieving Total was a daunting task.
这意味着是时候 Which meant it was time
和本地执法部门合作了 to collaborate with local law enforcement.
即使对方只是个基层人员 Even if it was low level.
注意安全 罗伊 Stay safe out there, Roy.
你好 Hello.
是你 蒂米 Hey, Timmy.
吓了我一跳 You scared me.
一切都还好吗 Everything all right?
那我怎么会站在这里 Would I be standing here if it was?
看来不太顺利啊 No, guess not.
是你妈妈的事吗 Uh, is it about your mom?
否 Negative.
关于动物园的事 About the zoo.
我需要进去 I need admission.
十万火急 It's urgent.
懂了 Okay.
理由 Why?
小家伙 你可以相信我 Hey, man, you can trust me.
真的 Really.
我很可靠的 I'm a solid dude.
一个俄罗斯特工偷了废咧战车 A Russian agent stole the Failure Mobile,
这样她就能摧毁我的事务所 so she could destroy my agency
实现她的宏伟计划 and achieve her master plan.
所以我不得不和我的商业伙伴分道扬镳 That forced me to part ways with my business partner.
我想把他找回来 I want him back.
他在动物园里 And he's at the zoo?
正确 Correct.
他是一只北极熊 He's a polar bear.
你是认真的 Are you serious?
那好 Okay.
首先 Well, first of all,
谢谢你能告诉我 thank you for sharing.
我很感激 I really appreciate it.
其次 Second of all,
这太棒了 that is awesome.
是 Affirmative.
俄勒冈动物园
这是您的门票 Here are your tickets.
享受动物园之旅 Please enjoy the zoo.
北极熊园在哪里 All right, where is the polar bear enclosure?
就在这里 It is right here,
但是关门了 but it's closed.
怎么回事 How come?
翻修 Renovations.
北极熊去哪里了 Where are the polar bears?
犹他州 Utah.
霍格尔动物园 Hogle Zoo.
犹他州 Utah.
荒唐至极 Absurd.
这不荒唐 It's not absurd.
很荒唐 It is, too.
你很荒唐 You're absurd.
站在这别动 小家伙 Just right there, buddy.
他就是个小孩 He's just a kid,
而且很沮丧 and he's really upset all right?
但他很没礼貌 But he's a rude kid, so...
他只是觉得 Well, he's just under the impression
他的搭档就在这个动物园里 that his partner is at this zoo.
先让我搞清楚情况 Let me get some clarity on that situation
我们会想办法解决的 and we'll figure this out, all right?
等我一下 Hang tight.
蒂米 Timmy...
蒂米 Timmy?
蒂米 Timmy!
北极之门
熊爸 熊爸 Papa Bear, Papa Bear.
拯救行动已经全面展开 Operation Extract is in full effect.
熊爸 Papa Bear,
重复 it's time to come home.
再说一遍 Repeat,
该回家了 it's time to come home.
熊爸 Papa Bear?
统统 Total!
统统 Total?
如何测量北极熊
统统 Total!
最后一次看到他时 Last time I saw him,
我们在售票亭 we were at the ticket booth.
他差不多这么高 He... he's about this height,
他的头发是棕色的 he's got brown hair,
他穿着短裤 条纹T恤 he's wearing shorts, a striped t-shirt and...
红围巾 Red scarf.
蒂米 你还好吗 Timmy, are you okay?
是 Affirmative.
你去哪里了 Where did you go?
找我的北极熊去了 To find my bear.
然后呢 And?
解救了他 Liberated.
好极了 Right on.
停下脚步 轻嗅玫瑰
你妈妈来电话了 Ah, it's your mom calling.
别接 Throw it away,
可能会被窃听 it might be tapped.
我停好车再打给她 I'll call her back when we park.
蒂米 And, Timmy,
谢谢你让我帮忙 thanks for letting me help, man.
真心的 Really.
你能够信任我 这对我来说很重要 It means a lot that you trusted me,
我想让你知道这点 I want you to know that.
谢谢你能告诉我 Thank you for sharing.
站住 Stop!
他抢了我的包 He took my purse!
那是个抢钱包的人 That was the purse snatcher.
我知道 I know.
你不去追他吗 Shouldn't you stop him?
对对 我知道 Yeah. Yeah, I know.
你说得对 我应该去 Yeah, I guess I should, yeah, okay.
-他进那个小巷子了 -好 我知道了 - He went down that alley! - Okay, okay. I got it!
-往那里跑了 -好的 我看到了 - There he goes. - Okay, okay. I got it.
在这等我 Wait here.
坐着别动 Don't move.
站住别动 Freeze, man.
你是谁 Who are you?
警察 Police.
你是个警察 You're a cop?
管停车的 Parking enforcement.
你是个贴罚单的怂货 You're a meter maid.
好了 Okay.
快把包给我 Just hand over the purse, buddy.
当然 Sure.
给你 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
很感激你做了正确的事情 I really appreciate you doing the right thing here, man.
谢谢 Thanks.
实际上我打算做错事 But I am actually gonna do the wrong thing.
给我下来 Get off me!
他需要增援 He needs backup.
你有什么毛病 What is your problem?
-谁都不喜欢贴罚单的 -我知道 - No one likes a meter maid, dude. - I know.
我正试图改变这一点 我会... I'm trying to change that though by engaging in a...
没人在乎这个 No one cares!
我们开始吧 Here we go.
抓紧了 Hang on.
增援来了 Here comes backup.
蒂米 Timmy!
冲撞准备 Prepare for impact!
错已铸成 Mistakes were made.
不过不是今天 But not today.
今天 我要表现得像个专业人士 Today, I would act like a professional.
货真价实的专业人士 A real professional.
让本地执法部门做他们该做的 And let local law enforcement do their job.
嘿 卡车里的小孩 You, in the truck.
我过不去 I can't get by.
把你和你的 Move you and your big,
大胖狗都挪开 fat dog out of my way.
我照办了 So I did.
很痛 And it hurt.
寻物启事 丢失一个绿色背包
蒂米 Timmy!
你没事吧 Hi! Hi, are you okay?
告诉我你没事 Tell me you're okay.
我没事 I'm okay.
-你没事吗 -是的 - You're okay? - Okay.
-他没事吧 -他很好也很幸运 - He's okay? - He's okay and he's very lucky.
-你俩单独说说话吧 -好的 谢谢 - I'll give you two a moment. - Okay. Thank you.
很抱歉我花了这么久才赶过来 I'm sorry it took me so long to get here.
克里斯宾一叫我我就来了 I came here as soon as Crispin called me.
克里斯宾在哪 Where's Crispin?
和警察谈话 Talking to the police.
我们逮捕了抢钱包的人 We apprehended the purse snatcher.
真的吗 太棒了 You did? That's good.
天哪 Oh, God!
我很高兴你能平安无事 I'm just... I'm just happy that you're safe.
我以为你 I thought that something...
我以为你出事了 I thought something bad had happened to you.
他们没 And they didn't...
他们没告诉我发生了什么事 they didn't tell me what happened.
所以 我不知道 So, I... I didn't know...
-天哪 -对不起 - Oh. God! - I'm sorry.
你向我道歉吗 You... you are?
是的 Yes.
我只是想让我的事务所重新开业 I was just trying to get my agency back.
我很需要这个 I need it.
特别是我还得上初中的话 Especially if I have to go to middle school.
我想让你的事务所重新开业 I want you to have your agency back.
-但是你说了 -我知道 - But you said... - I know what I said.
我当时很烦 I was upset,
铸成大错 I made a mistake.
是吗 You did?
是的 Yeah.
是的 我... Yeah. I make...
铸成太多错事 I make lots of them.
我也是 So do I.
那 Well...
我们都要做得更好 we are both going to do better.
一起变好 好吗 Together, okay?
是 Affirmative.
抱歉 Excuse me.
备忘 Note to file.
重新考虑雇佣妈妈 Reconsider hiring mom.
你好 Hello.
天哪 是你 Geez. Hey!
蒂米 Timmy!
你还好吗 小朋友 How are you doing, buddy?
我是为了正事来的 I'm here on professional matters.
动物关注月 请参加大教堂公园的集会
动物关注月集会 Rally for Animal Awareness Month.
不错 Right on!
我尽量去 I'll try to come.
这样我可以调动增援 I could use the backup.
话说 Hey, you know what?
我遇到了一件棘手的事 I stumbled upon something
你大概会感兴趣 you might be interested in.
这件事 It's...
和俄罗斯有关 It's Russia related.
我妈妈会去参加集会 My mother will be at the rally,
提醒你一声 for your information.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
她还生我的气吗 She still mad at me?
是 Affirmative.
但她在消气啦 But the ice is breaking.
我真的弄砸了 Yeah. I really screwed up.
错已铸成 Mistakes were made.
是 就是我生活的写照 Yeah. Story of my life.
也是我的生活 Mine too.
这辆车非法停放 It was illegally parked.
不可能 Impossible.
你告诉我妈妈了吗 Did you tell my mother?
没有 No.
今早清查的时候发现的 I just saw it this morning during inventory.
你想骑吗 How do you want to play it?
备忘 Note to file.
警方也许与俄罗斯人有勾结 Possible police collusion with the Russians.
伟大事业
问候人类同胞
案件累叠如山 The crimes were piling up.
贡纳丢失的背包 Gunnar's backpack,
死掉的仓鼠 A dead hamster,
死前必做
两面派的警察 and cops.
但这令我惊讶吗 But was I surprised?
否 Negative.
毕竟 这儿是波特兰 After all, this was Portland.
奇袭 搞怪 玩票 万岁
树墩镇 Stumptown.
一个充斥着犯罪 A place rife with crime...
腐败 corruption,
伊万罗宋汤
和俄罗斯人的地方 and Russians.
感谢卡弗雷特小学师生乐团的演奏 Thank you to the Carverette Elementary Student Teacher Band.
卡弗雷特小学声援动物关注
感谢各位的到来 And thank you all for being here today.
我校小活动家们为此付出了辛勤的努力 Our young activists worked very hard to put this all together.
我特别为他们骄傲了 And I'm damn proud of them.
你们也应感到自豪 And you should be, too.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
来点掌声 Clap.
帮帮我们
很好 Good.
欢迎学生组织代表莫莉·莫斯金斯上台 Now, welcome our student organizer, Molly Moskins.
好样的 莫莉 Yes, Molly!
蒂米去哪了 Where's Timmy?
没看见他 I don't see him.
谢谢各位 Thank you.
我的平衡车也不见了 Or my Segway, for that matter.
的确 Oh, yeah.
-欢迎各位的到来 -怎么了 - Welcome, everyone. - What?
没什么 Nothing.
我们 We,
卡弗雷特小学的全体学生 the students of Carverette Elementary School,
强烈建议您与我们一起 urge you to join us in celebrating the glory
承诺投身于动物保护事业 that is the animal world,
欢庆这份动物世界的荣耀 in our commitment to wildlife conservation.
我们举办此活动 以纪念班上之前的仓鼠 We dedicate this rally to our late class hamster,
我们心爱的 仓鼠哈米 the beloved Hammy Ham.
深切怀念
愿它的灵魂得以安息 May his soul rest in peace.
现在 And now,
让我们欢迎 please welcome to the stage,
蒂米·废咧 Timmy Failure.
不是吧 No.
蒂米在那儿 There's Timmy.
骑着你的平衡车 And he has your Segway.
是啊 He does.
各位人类同胞 大家好 Greetings, fellow humans.
不是吧 儿子 Oh, boy.
请注意 Please be advised
本校有一"禁止北极熊入内"政策 that this school has a "No polar bear" policy on campus.
这不公平 That is not just.
我要杀了他 I'm gonna kill him.
是你让他站出来发声的 You're the one who told him to stand up and be heard.
北极熊或许与众不同 A polar bear may be different.
或许他很懒惰 He may be lazy.
或许他捡垃圾吃 He may eat garbage
或许他态度不好 and he may have a poor attitude.
但是 But,
他也是个濒危物种 he is also a vulnerable species
应得到大家的保护 and worth protecting.
因为北极熊忠诚 For a polar bear is loyal,
崇高 and noble,
并且伟大 and capable of greatness.
实际上 In fact,
今天集会中的所有动物都很伟大 all of the animals in this rally are capable of greatness.
说得真好 Right on.
真是个小可爱 Oh, he's so delicious.
或许我们该步入初中生活了 So, it may be time for us to move on to middle school.
要适应一种新的生活方式 It may be time for us to adapt to a new way of life.
但永远不能阻止我们做自己 But it will never be time for us to stop being us.
只有你能避免动物灭绝
你们可以把这番话告诉家长 You can tell that to our parents,
告诉老师 you can tell that to our teachers,
甚至可以告诉俄罗斯人 and you can tell that to the Russians.
好样的 蒂米 Go, Timmy!
上帝保佑卡弗雷特小学 God bless Carverette Elementary,
上帝保佑波特兰 God bless Portland,
上帝保佑弗雷德里克·克罗科斯 and God bless Fredrick Crocus!
这是彻头彻尾的胜利的一刻 It was a moment of unmitigated triumph.
我只希望弗雷德里克·克罗科斯 I only wish that Fredrick Crocus,
一位无与伦比的教育者 an educator unrivaled,
能来见证这一刻 could have been here to witness it.
但我知道他为何不在这儿 But then I knew why he wasn't.
楼梯间
波特兰的电力
俄罗斯监听设备
救救我 Save me!
罪行滔天有限公司
正在执行绑架
她在图谋更多恶事 She was plotting more evil...
我们要去阻止这一切的发生 and we would be there to stop it.
《Secret Agent Man》—— Johnny Rivers
*有一人过着危险的生活* *There's a man who leads a life of danger*
*凡其所遇 均是陌客* *To everyone he meets he stays a stranger*
*一举又一动 机遇险中求* *With every move he makes, another chance he takes*
*明日的太阳或与其无缘* *Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow*
*秘密特工 秘密特工* *Secret agent man, secret agent man*
*夺你姓名 编号代之* *They've given you a number and taken away your name*
*当心身边的漂亮脸蛋* *Beware of pretty faces that you find*
*漂亮脸蛋遮掩住邪念* *A pretty face can hide an evil mind*
*谨言慎行 小心暴露* *Ah, be careful what you say or you'll give yourself away*
*明日的太阳或你其无缘* *Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow*
*秘密特工 秘密特工* *Secret agent man, secret agent man*
*夺你姓名 编号代之* *They've given you a number And taken away your name*
*秘密特工 秘密特工* *Secret agent man, secret agent man*
*夺你姓名 编号代之* *They've given you a number And taken away your name*
*这天在海边惬意* *Swingin' on the Riviera one day*
*次日落魄到孟买小巷* *And then layin' in the Bombay alley next day*
*巧舌如簧 祸从口出* *Oh no, you let the wrong word slip while kissing persuasive lips*
*明日的太阳或与你无缘* *The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow*
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*秘密特工 秘密特工* *Secret agent man, secret agent man*
*夺你姓名 编号代之* *They've given you a number And taken away your name*
*秘密特工* *Secret agent man*